Thursday, July 21, 2011

Mobile Phone Funny

Where Is Mobile Technology Going?

Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow

The Future of Telecommunications.Each season brings new communicative innovation. Each generation demands a new qualitative perspective. Now communication innovation reaches a new plateau in the climb to the technology summit. The peak of man's intuitive charge to the future, where the unobstructed view is unmatched and breathtaking, Julian's Comedy Stop style.
Maybe it all started with two cave people, each banging two rocks together on opposite sides of a great cavern. The clear coded sounds echoing across the miles. Reception was good and mobile communication was born. Discreet messaging meant to communicate something important in a manner that was safe and confidential. Dinner's ready? Dinosaurs at 4 o'clock high? Tribe X attacking at noon? Don't forget the eggs? Hello, it's me. Where are you? I miss you.
Julian Maldonado aka Lou Pastrami talks and listens with ease while driving."I can't text on this thing!"- MoniqueAlexander Graham Bell, Thomas Edison, Mr. Morse and more could only imagine from where we've come and gone to where we're going. Invisible as the wind but so much a part of today's world it's hard to fathom life without the multiple devices that connect us no matter where we are. Competition is fierce for the attention of consumers and now M&J Globile has entered the ring in a big way. Alex, can you imagine, unlimited long distance?
"Talk louder. I can't hear you!"- JuliaRedefining "Mobile" "Talk louder, I can't hear you", young Julia implores. "What? I don't think I get good reception around here," her fictional Dad Lou Pastrami complains from inside his moving car. "Text?" Monique quizes. "I can't text on this thing!" Monique asserts, pointedly outlining the limitations of her new mobile phone and serviice provider. The frustration is clearly written on their faces as they reveal some problems common tomany in their persuit of communication perfection.
In a funny new video featuring the fictional Pastrami family, the clan explores the limitations that keep them from full and total though transformation. Some service is all washed up, as Jana discovers, picking up and answering the wrong device. "I can't hear you!" Lou shouts with his wife Patty sitting mere feet away but unable to make the connection we've all come to expect. The video is all meant to be a satirical commentary on our ever increasing expectations, always wanting better and more from our mobile devices.
Long Distance? No ProblemOther Services Are All Washed Up"This service is for the birds." Patty concludes, the frustration etched on her face as she tosses her cares to the side. Even the family bird has a hard time making the right connection. M&J Global Entertainment, parent company of Julian's Comedy Stop, is happy to come to the rescue with answers that are just for fun. No serious tech savy Wall Street investor should languish over this new technology for hidden meanings and profit potential. It's all for fun and fun for all.
Other Mobile Services Are "For the Birds!"Imagine if you will, a modern take on the proven paper cup and string theory that sound travels through a conduit that provides for the clearest of receptive communication at both ends, all the time. Take it anywhere you go. Use at home, in the car, on a boat for that matter. It's the ultimate in mobility. Now and in the future, M&J Global Mobile; the makers of Liquid Diddy, and Talcum X, with their best comedies and good clean, funny, family videos; offers free unlimited long distance for all to enjoy. String not included.

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Bake-Off Cooking TV Show Spoof: Bake-Off: A Cooking TV Show Spoof

Bake-Off Cooking TV Show Spoof: Bake-Off: A Cooking TV Show Spoof: "What Can You Create Using Just Three Ingredients? TV cooking shows are everywhere, and we love them. Whether it's the drama of intense, hig..."

Bake-Off: A Cooking TV Show Spoof

What Can You Create Using Just Three Ingredients?


TV cooking shows are everywhere, and we love them. Whether it's the drama of intense, high pressure culinary challenges with high stakes rewards or just holding your breath hoping the cook's cake doesn't fall, causing her or him to experience unmeasurable baking shame, we savor every moment of our favorite Televised kitchen adventures. Julian's Comedy Stop is no exception. The hybrid TV Show that spoofs reality TV as the sincerest form of compliment, is famous for being on the front burner of laughter in the kitchen.
"Welcome to the Third Annual M&J Global Bake-Off" host Monique invites. The rules: create a culinary delight using just three ingredients: eggs, flour, and water; a unique and mind boggling task for the most experienced cooking innovator. In this funny video intended for family audiences, Champion Chef Pedro from the Culinary Institute at Le Cafe de Papas in Paris, New Jersey, is challenged by the younger but equally reknowned world famous celeberty Pastry Chef Rose Marie.
     It's the results that matter on all cooking programs, no matter how well prepared or rehearsed the chef may be. A long time staple of morning drive and daytime TV, demonstrations of how to prepare tasty foods, easy to bake, super nutritious, minimal fuss, on a budget, low-cal, high or low-carb (depending on the changing winds of nutritive thinking), protein enriched, nutrient complete, and healthy alternatives seem a part of every show producer's list of must haves. The proof is in the pudding as they say and appearance is everything.
     Have you ever considered the importance of presentation? Do our taste buds have a level of expectation based on what our eyes percieve? Can we be decieved just as easily? In the moment, our sense of smell may be our main source for priming and preparing our taste buds for what's on the way but on TV that doesn't work. The video screen demands good looks equate to good taste and all good programmers understand this principle. We can see the excitement, tension building, as Pedro and Rose Marie roll up their countertop sleeves.
The oven timer counts down the remaining moments. Final touches are made. The flour settles as our competitors complete their original creations for ultimate judgement. "Time's up" Monique announces and beckons the two to bring forth their best efforts. Proud but worn, Pedro presents his one and only Charbroiled Pancake, a dusting of flour sprinkled atop the gray flat mass. Rose Marie, a twinkle in her eye, reveals a lovely Spanish Bean Pie with a chocolatesque toping dribbled for affect. Presentation is all.
The judges taste. The excitement builds. Our mouths water with anticipation. Approval is near. The winner is Rose Marie and her stunning to the eye original slice of Pie! An indignant Pedro complains in his native Spanish "She cheated. She used elephant eggs!". Rose Marie can only roll her eyes in reply. She knows what looks good tastes good, when it come to TV. Recipes are available. Ask for the deliscious Bean Pie or Pedro's Charbroiled Pancake. Oh and by the way, it makes a good cat toy too! Bon apetite. Watch funny videos like the Original "Bake-Off"